Tea and Solvent Abuse called Decaf Coffee

I am sitting here, writing this while sipping a cup of tea - yes, I know. What on earth has prompted the Coffee Serf to succumb to the Devil's Spawn? Tea is not necessarily the antithesis to a coffee lovers pallette, but in this blog there is a hint of Hades wafting from the gates of fermented tea leaves.

The reason for this rare infringement was caused by an attack to the neurons transmitting the ghastly experience generated from a decaf coffee blend that dared not state its origin. It was cheap and had used solvent to drag the caffeine out and quite frankly one could tell.